Ferrari: Where to buy in Florida

On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:16:31 -0400, "Ian" <Ian@noble> wrote: 

I wouldn't buy any car, much, much less an exotic, from anyone,
anywhere, in Florida.

SEE Disreputable, malfeasance, snake oil, etc...

Bacchus, not the Magoo guy wrote: 

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? You mean you don't dig the Adult Toy Store, or
whatever the fuck it's called, as much as I do? I mean, where else can
you see so many repossessed Columbian drug kingpin (and Luther
Campbell's and Master P's) Gallardos and Mercies, AMG slickees, Hummers
and other Shitwagens, fake Cobras, Conti GTs and their Chrysler
brethren, wrecker 355s, 360s and 430s, and RR/BMW Phantoms that you
could gather up enough blow from the carpets to fuel a five mile line of
scuzzy Cuban and Puerto Rican hookers? Enough 24" spinners and neon
tubing to market your own line of faux flying saucers and make enough to
buy even more of the choicies?

Are you absurd, man? Any time I am dreaming about Tony Montana, pit
bulls, mountains of coke, Excaliburs with zebra print seat covers,
greasy midgets carrying leopard pattern MP-5s and brown girls with
pimpled zeppelins for breasts and all four cheeks, I know I'm in MIAMI, bro!

(As a bonus, if you find anything Ricky Williams drove there's bound to
be a few fine-ass spliffs under the driver's seat and maybe a nice glass
bong in the trunk.)

You don't know how to live. For shame.

MC

(C'mon, goddamnit - somebody come after me, will ya? Call your lawyers,
rappers! Ricky, pass the duchy from the left hand side! Luther, COME
FOR ME NOW! I'm feeling so peckish and I can't even raise an earthworm
erection. DAYUM!)


I mean -


Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the quake?
(We do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say 'yeah' (yeah)
If U know how 2 party say 'oh yeah' (oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare house quake:
Shut up already, damn!

Housequake
Everybody jump up and down
Housequake
There's a brand new groove going round (housequake)
In your funky town (housequake)
And the kick drum is the fault
You gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)
We gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)

We're gonna show U what 2 do
U put your foot down on the 2
U jump up on the one
Now you're having fun
You're doing the housequake
Yeah

Question:
Does anybody know about the quake? (yeah!)
Bullshit!
U can't get off until U make the house shake
Now everybody clap your hands
Come on
Let's jam y'all
Let's jam
Don't wait 4 your neighbor
Green eggs and ham
Doin' the housequake

There's a brand new groove goin' round
In your city, in your town: Housequake
And the kick drum is the fault

Housequake, (housequake), housequake
U gotta rock this mother
(U gotta rock this mother)
Housequake, housequake
U gotta rock this mother down
Come on

Housequake, housequake

Now that U got it, let's do the twist
A little bit harder than they did in '66
A little bit faster than they did in '67
Twist little sister and go 2 heaven
Come on y'all, we got 2 jam
Before the police come
A groove this funky is on the run
Hey yeah!
Shake your body 'til your neighbors stare at cha!

Quake, quake, quake, quake, quake, quake

Housequake
Everybody, everybody jump up and down
Housequake
There's a brand new (groove) groove that's going round
Housequake
In this city, in this funky town
Housequake
And the saxophone is the fault
Check it out
If U can't rock steady
Shut up already, damn, U got 2 get off!
U know what I'm talking about?
On the one y'all say, housequake
Top of your body, let me hear U shout
Say, housequake
My lord, (housequake)
My lord, (housequake)
Bullshit
Louder, say it (housequake)
Shock-a-lock-a boom!
What was that? After shock!
Everybody, everybody
U gotta rock, U gotta rock
Come on

We're gonna shake, we're gonna quake
Cuz we got the baddest groove that we could a make
We on then 2, y'all
The drummer's gonna tap
We gonna see if we can rock this mother 2 the max
And that's a fact
Housequake
Come on say it (housequake) (come on)
U can't follow it
We got the baddest jam in the land
Everybody shut up, listen 2 the band
Housequake
Shut up already, damn

--
"The things you think are useless I can't understand".

I bought my 512 from Naples motorsports. Fair deal, good car.

On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 21:27:49 -0700, MC <com> wrote: 
[...]

"[...] Florida, for decades the destination of land developers, exiled
criminals and con artists of every stripe, who have found the warm
climate, long coastline and ready abundance of the rich, the gullible,
and the elderly a dream combination for the establishment of
Depredation Central." - Niranjan Ramakrishnan

On 29 Jul 2005 20:26:01 -0700, com wrote: 

....Free with purchase of the even tackier Rolls Phantom, no doubt.

The Collection (http://www.thecollection.com/) in Coral Gables (South Miami)
is where I bought from. Over-priced on a used Ferrari but after after
presenting my only offer (which was about $15,000 less than their asking
price) they took me up on it I suspect this kind of flexibility only
exists on used Ferrari's and not the newer models.

"Ian" <Ian@noble> wrote in message
news:com... 

Bacchus, not the Magoo guy wrote: 


I know you don't think I was serious. But I sure do love the phrase
"Depredation Central"! Perhaps if I was a sleazeball I'd head down to
Scottsdale and start up Depredation Southwest. A lot more money than
sense down there, though I'm sure Dallas and Houston also qualify, maybe
even Taos.

My roommate saw a Mercedes SLR there yesterday. Though it's not his
favorite car, as he is a Ferrari man, he did say it screamed beautifully.

FORZA MICHAEL! FORZA FERRARI!

M

--
"The things you think are useless I can't understand".

"MC" <com> wrote in message 


Whoa! Somebody's reeling in the years...


As for Florida dealerships, all I can suggest is to be very
thorough in the PPI so you know the truth about the car
and its value regardless of what the dealer says about it.
If he says they just did the 30k service but there's not a
single wrench mark on the bolts or smear in the dust on the
engine they didn't do shit. My favorite dealer slight-of-hand
is "just serviced" and while the car had a service 2000 miles
ago it also happened to be seven years ago... Watch for that
one as it seems to be popular...




-Matt- "...'