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  1. #1
    RJM
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    Updated Lexus Radio

    This is almost enough to make me go buy one !!!
    A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day,
    complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
    salesman explained
    that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"The
    radio
    replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road
    Again"
    came from the speakers. The woman drove away happy, and for the next few
    days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical
    music, and
    if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a
    couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved
    in time
    to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem
    began
    to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael MOORE !!!!!


  2. #2
    Buckshop
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    Re: Updated Lexus Radio

    A little humor is nice.

    RJM wrote: 


  3. #3
    Elmo
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    Re: Updated Lexus Radio

    In article <AQ3Qc.8828$news.pas.earthlink.net>,
    RJM <com> wrote:
     

    The next day, some kids ran out in front of the car,
    and she almost hit them!!! She shouted, "F#CKING KIDS!"

    ....and it started playing Michael Jackson


  4. #4
    msb
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    Re: Updated Lexus Radio

    lol

    Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote: 




 

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