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Ferrari: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fiftydollar answer for the two dolllar question ARE YOU DRUNK?)

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    MC
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    There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fiftydollar answer for the two dolllar question ARE YOU DRUNK?)

    Because I know all of you are burning with desire, at a cellular level,
    to discern the source of my recent and potentially criminal burst of
    creativity:

    Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale 2004.

    Yes. That is the manna from heaven. Released only once a year, and
    blessedly bestowed upon my local 7-11, this is like absinthe was to Van
    Gogh, opium to Thomas Shadwell, etc. It even provides a comfortable
    replacement for cannabis - imagine that!

    My brain follows not the path of .... "y'all". And certainly, yes -
    there are other substances I use, some even officially sanctioned, to be
    societally functionable. I have tried most all of them, my captains,
    and the ones the government allows, I have even followed somewhat to the
    point of a regimen.

    However, at holiday time, Celebration Ale takes home the statuette.

    (Tiger, bite your tongue. You are better than me. Revel in it, or be
    still and be mortified, but be still nonetheless. I am what I am, you
    and I are what we are, and I absolutely love you. And remember -
    ruination is only a part of potential.)

    MC

    --
    "Garcon!! More lithium!"

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    TigerRace1
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fifty

    <<Tiger, bite your tongue. >>

    I will not.

    <<You are better than me.>>

    Oh, piffle. I'm just better funded than you are.

    << I am what I am>>

    That's a child's excuse. I've met you. You're a big, strong man. At least
    employ a man's excuse.

    <<you and I are what we are, and I absolutely love you.>>

    Not that we needed further evidence, but this is absolute proof that you're off
    your rocker.

    <<And remember - ruination is only a part of potential.>>

    Can you hear me rolling me eyes from there?

    C.

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    Aaron
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fifty

    "TigerRace1" <com> wrote in message
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    He is, C. Didn't you ever watch Popeye?



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    matt
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fifty


    "Aaron" <here.cc> wrote in message
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    least 


    He's got a point, he does.



    -Matt- "...but is he strong to the finish?"



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    TigerRace1
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fifty

    <<He is, C. Didn't you ever watch Popeye?>>

    Yup. Don't like him. The whole cartoon is creepy.

    C.

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    MC
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (afifty

    matt borland wrote:
     

    I'm pretty sure I'll smell strong all the way to the finish.

    MC

    --
    "Garcon!! More lithium!"

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    MC
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (afifty

    TigerRace1 wrote:
     

    Guess you're not going to see "The Polar Express", then. Talk about
    creepy-looking characters. I think Zemeckis laid a rotten egg with this
    one - especially when compared to the original poem. Not all technology
    is good. Sure, the sheep will love it, but I bet there'll be a whole
    bunch of litle lambs having a whole bunch of bad nightmares in the
    coming months.

    MC

    --
    I rode a tank
    Held a general’s rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged
    And the bodies stank

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    matt
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (a fifty


    "MC" <net> wrote in message
     

    While the Stones get their due credit for that one,
    Jane's Addiction did a killer cover of it. (XXX Records)




    -Matt- "HOO HOOO!"



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    MC
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this years' (afifty

    matt borland wrote: 

    "the Stones get their due credit for that one" ... damn straight they
    do, son. While many songs are covered, there are some songs whose
    covers will never eclipse the original. This is one of them.

    MC

    ("Knock Knock Knockin on Heaven's Door" is *not* one of them. Though
    Dylan is a god, I prefer the GNR version. Hell, I think Mac Davis even
    did a pretty damn good job on that one.)


    --
    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

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    MC
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    Re: There's always a reason - and Sierra Nevada is this year's

    I just discovered that Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale has nearly 6.9
    percent alcohol. Now I sense the source of the near-medicinal
    properties from which I benefitted.

    MC


    --
    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


 

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