Ferrari: seen this?
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seen this?
http://seriouswheels.com/top-2005-Ferrari-FXX.htm
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Re: seen this?
"The Dream" <iwalkthe@thinlineforyou> wrote in message
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THAT'S a cool idea. Assuming politics don't put
morons behind the wheel, that is... Hopefully the
selection process includes evaluation of racing or
track experience rather than "he's bought 12 new
Ferraris in the past 10 years".
-Matt- "..."
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Re: seen this?
matt borland wrote:
But I got precisely that from the article, IMO. Which means perhaps
even the Sultan, in all his faded glory, will set sandal on Maranello
ground yet again!
Luca: "Ah, Sultan! How honored we are to have you in Maranello again!
Please, step this way and take a look at the beautiful FXX! We have
three put aside for you, per your usual new-model order."
Sultan: "Luca, old buddy, old pal! You know, the old garage needs a
cleanout, uh, space could be limited ... you'll still take my check,
right? I can postdate?"
M
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It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
Commanding in another world
Suddenly, you hear and see
This magic new dimension
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Re: seen this?
"The Dream" <iwalkthe@thinlineforyou> wrote in message
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You forgot this part:
Luca: For you, sure! We made one FXX a 'shooting brake' model just
like you asked, the second FXX is painted in a plaid motif, and the third
has a trailer hitch to haul your statue of the Frisch's "Big Boy" that you
take on vacation with you. Did I forget anything?
Sultan: I've decided to simply set the third one on fire, and email pictures
to a man who has slandered me on the internet for many years.
Luca: Yes, well, as long as your check clears...
-Matt- "..."
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Re: seen this?
That thing is way, way uglier than the 512S. Somebody needs to fix the
rear wing and chop that little pointy bit off the nose.
C.
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Re: seen this?
matt borland wrote:
Sultan: You will not help me find this man? As he slanders me he
slanders you, my friend.
Luca: Friend ... yes. Well, I have received complete files on this
person myself, and while your paranoid highness may think otherwise, to
me it appears that he is nothing more than the usual American raving
lunatic, if a quite well-spoken one. Completely harmless. And, might I
say with all due respect, more likely to drive such a car as the FXX
'con brio' than one of the underlings in your garage washing it for the
twelfth time in a week. And the other one who pushes the car a few feet
every fortnight to avoid flat-spotting our precious Bridgestone racing
tires.
Sultan: Perhaps in your country that is racing. In my country camels
jockey with much more aplomb.
Luca: I do not have to shovel after my vehicles when the race is over,
highness. Perhaps you would do better to begin a relationship with
Marcos? I hear they have a new <cough> supercar. Perhaps they would
provide you with seven, each with it's own custom colored screen for the
electronic Koran.
Sultan: <Sigh>. I already have twelve, but we went with the eletric
Kama Sutra instead. The muslim life is so restrictive. I am sorry, my
Italian maestro. Perhaps we could instead add another FXX to my order;
my brother Jefri has been released from prison and he needs something to
get to and from meetings with his parole officer. That one I would like
in purple, with zebra stripes and an interior made of green, scented mink.
Luca: You are an abomination, sent from hell to torment fine automakers
for all eternity. <pause> Go ahead and make that check out with today's
date. I'll hold it till you give the wink.
M
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