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    Bill
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    (OT) A lesson for everybody...

    This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a
    little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to
    believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human
    race.

    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
    construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
    The young family's 5 year old daughter naturally took an interst in all
    the activity going on next door and strated talking with the workers.

    She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
    gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
    They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and
    lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
    feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her
    with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

    The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
    appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar
    pay she had received to the bank to start a savings account. When they
    got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and
    asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
    a young age.

    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew
    building a house."

    "My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on the
    house again this week too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-b**ches at Home
    Depot ever bring us any f*****g dry wall that's worth a sh*t!"


    Bill Putney
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    psycho_pastrami@yahoo.com
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    Re: (OT) A lesson for everybody...

    On Fri, 03 Oct 2003 06:21:56 -0400, Bill Putney <net>
    wrote:
     

    Good point!

    Here is another, no point in this one, but I think it's funny.

    A guy gets hit by a bus and is laying on the ground gasping as blood
    is flowing from his dying body.
    Knowing he is going to die he starts gasping that he wants to talk to
    a priest before he dies. "Is there a priest in the crowd" a passerby
    yells to the onlookers that have now gathered trying to help him as
    they wait for the ambulance.

    Suddenly a little old man of about 90 years old steps forward and says
    " I am jewish, but I have lived behind a Catholic church all my life
    and I have heard much of what goes on in there. Maybe I can help?"

    The man gasps yes, yes! please help me before I die.

    The Jewish man kneels down next to the injured man and appears to
    begin to pray when suddenly he starts to whisper in the dying man's
    ear:

    B64, N12, G24, O18.......................


    psycho
    psycho....

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    Richard
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    Re: (OT) A lesson for everybody...

    I have 4 grandchildren, 2 of who are talking. I know what you mean
    and how you have to REALLY watch what you and everyone around say, at
    ALL TIMES. They repeat EVERTHING they hear, and NEVER at a time when
    you are expecting it. Sometimes they repeat it 6 months later.
    Great story.


    Bill Putney <net> wrote in message news:<net>... 


 

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