Reply With QuoteOn Thu, 16 Dec 2004 04:54:42 GMT, MC <net> wrote:
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"I've got the weight loss plan for you: Stop eating, you fat bastard!
....Send me fifty dollars, I'll send you a tape.
It's not video tape, it's not audio tape, it's Scotch tape:
Put if over your mouth, so the Twinkies don't get in."
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- 12-16 03:54 AM #1MCGuest
one of the great comedy lines for men
I was watching Richard Jeni on HBO last night. He's always been one of
my favorite comedians - dirty and street-smart, but intelligent.
Anyway, he was riffing about the seemingly paradoxical relationship
between men and porno movies, and out came this gem, about us watching a
movie when the male actors appear:
"They've got dicks bigger than all the cars you've ever owned.
You could fuck a Cheerio without breaking it."
MC
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"Garcon!! More lithium!"
- 12-16 05:35 PM #2HaroldGuest
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- 12-17 12:11 AM #3mattGuest
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Richard Jeni is funny as hell.
-Matt- "All hail Platypus Man"
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