Ferrari: never trust girls ( lesson one )

never trust girls ( lesson one )
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bitch

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five o clock
my birthday party
be there
my place


yeah right
and i got a reminder on xmas day

and where th fuck are ya ?

wet and wild


jesus kuta lady


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ya havent even figured out you've lost me


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no message

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s alright
know who i am

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bugger


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i said hi to barbie girls dad
hangin round for chrissie

he's goin to another party

im goin home



got double up
on my net access

climb on th net
and surf to death


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"no fuckin chicks, only trannies"
"i'm sick of girls"


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got 45 hrs for ya
least th computer's sympathetic

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so last xmas
i got thrown on th street by a chick
on december 23

after takin th rent off me
in advance


yur nice arent ya jane/sheryll ?

this year

i got thru xmas unscathed
and didnt sing in th street
so didnt give em much opportunity


make sure ya cum on monday paulie

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i guess
if i was a girl
round about now

i'd be sending her invite back to er
still in th phone

fuck er
she hasnt even noticed i'm missing

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more drugs over here

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yeah elizabeth
ya got 85% of our assets
and 100% of our son

i hope yur happy with yurself

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hey jane
my hair's back down to my shoulders at last


cut it all off
when ya jammed me in th window frame

not wearin a fro
round crazy bitches like you

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dj
told jane
who i was screwin at th time

that i was havin phone sex

with julie

while i was married to maree

and also
while i was married to
elizabeth

umm

not that it's entirely true girlfriend

but what business is it of yours ?



i walked out on er
stopped talkin to you

and to yur husband


my best mate for near twenty years

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he sent a message
on xmas eve

to little brothers phone

to all of us


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but man

elizabeth rang you nine times a day
for advice


and my adbvice to you
is ya shoulda hung up

and not opened yur mouth

who wants yur opinion ?

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i know why
i started an online diary


id lived in this party house

where all th kiddies
thought it was

th done thing
to discuss my life

in front of me

living in th large as it were

no privacy



thing is
long after
we moved out
and sold it


th friends id made
still treated me as though

everybody was watching me
and every thing i did
was a public
thing


to be discussed



get fucked


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ya know
i still havent met a single girl
who could keep her word

on anything

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suckie


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fuck it
im gunna hate girls tonight

and go down on myself

which is about what i'm gunna tell kuta lady
when she finally rings


difference between you and her is
she knows it's true
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..
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paulie

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p.s.


i could prove it to you
but
umm

that would mean ya meant something to me
well yur opinion anyway

it doesnt
get fucked...


"yeah, go fuck yourself..."
"girls can't do it"
"you want me to call th maid ?"