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    MC
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    I just had dinner, and I offer this

    An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog

    Not one to cower
    I rapaciously devour
    The huge hot dogs I just prepared

    Two to a bun
    Sex was never this fun
    (Not that to sex they were ever compared)

    A full quarter pound
    Not nutritionally sound
    About that I've never cared

    These are no tiny links
    Served proudly by Pink's
    (Although I doubt if they're ever paired)

    Because two is too much
    A meal most folks wouldn't touch
    They'd see it and profess to be scared

    Some day I will die
    Head off to that Pink's stand in the sky
    But before that my last Hoffy fart will have aired.


    MC

    http://www.pinkshollywood.com/



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    "Garcon!! More lithium!"

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    Aaron
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    "MC" <net> wrote in message
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    *pulls on his gas mask and claps*

    Aaron



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    Paul
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    Aaron wrote: 

    um... and a "1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog" is what, exactly?


    MCPD (guessing that it isn't going to be terribly vegetarian)
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    TigerRace1
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    <<um... and a "1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog" is what, exactly?>>

    http://www.pinkshollywood.com/

    Them's good eatin'!

    C.

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    vinny
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this


    "MC" <net> wrote in message
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    snip

    Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere, you thick drug induced
    w*nkstain.



  6. #6
    TigerRace1
    Guest

    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    <<Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere>>

    Aren't you an ugly little man?

    C.

  7. #7
    Paul
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    TigerRace1 wrote: 

    Talking of ugly men, don't you owe me a decent e-mail?



    -Ugly Paul



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    matt
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this


    "Paul Duffin" <made.up.com> wrote in message
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    Wait, I thought you had the "craggy British visage" or some such?


    I won't mention the "perfect shiny white" errr, description...




    -Matt- "..."



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    Harold
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this

    On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 23:21:09 +0000 (UTC), "vinny g" <com>
    wrote: 

    Oh yummy... McLaren fans.


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    mdlfthum@yuyuy.com
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    Re: I just had dinner, and I offer this


    "TigerRace1" <com> wrote in message
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    And do you really always have to post here whilst ' Legless '

    xxx




 
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