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Lexus: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

  1. #1
    DrDiamond
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    Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    Little did I know...

    I come home late at night. Too lazy to open the garage, so I leave
    Ol' Blackie in the driveway. I'm in the kitchen preparing food when
    I hear a car alarm, the type where the horn honks in sequence with
    the lights flashing. I live in a pretty rural area, so not many
    alarms go off in my neck of the woods. And it sounded damn close,
    and it sounded damn like the Lexus horn, so I looked out the window
    and saw my car going berserk. I run outside with the key, and turn
    the lock in the driver door, which stops the broadcast.
    I look around, the car appears unmolested. No one was seen in the
    area.

    hmm...

    How do I shut the damn thing off?

    thanks,
    Doc


  2. #2
    David
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    Just because you didn't see anyone doesn't mean that someone didn't try
    to get in your car and was frightened away by the alarm. Other
    possibilities are wind (was it a windy night?) or someone brushed
    against the car.

    I don't know how to disable the alarm, but you might want to think twice
    about doing that. I suppose that the owner's manual would say how to do
    it, if the car was design to allow you to shut it off.


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    mrcheerful
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm


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    There is a common problem on these, AFAIK there is a module somewhere which
    has a battery in it, the battery gets knackered and triggers false alarms,
    the dealer fix is to remove the module and chuck it I believe. The guy that
    told me of it is in UK.

    mrcheerful



  4. #4
    Jeremiah
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    mrcheerful . wrote: 

    "knackered"? Huh! WTF is knackered? Hahaha! If you don't want the alarm
    to go off, why bother to set it when you leave the vehicle? Especially if
    you live in a crime free rural area. <eg>



  5. #5
    DrDiamond
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 13:07:48 -0400, "Jeremiah" <com> wrote:
     


    As I stated in the post, I had no idea the car even had an alarm..

    My concern is this kinda thing will continue, i.e. when parked at the
    store, or even in my locked garage. Kinduva nuisance.

    Doc

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    mrcheerful
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm


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    Knackered is a quaint English term for worn out.

    The alarm auto sets.

    The alarm going off will run the battery of the car down.

    mrcheerful



  7. #7
    GRL
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    Hey, watch the "French"!

    This is a family news group, damn it.

    - GRL

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  8. #8
    Steve
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    the original poster is an idiot, can't expect more from him


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  9. #9
    DrDiamond
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    On Mon, 6 Sep 2004 22:42:18 -0400, "GRL" <NET>
    wrote:
     

    Thanks for the warning, Mr. Vice President.

    I used such foreign language as an honest indication of my thoughts at
    that exact time. You can imagine my suprise, I'm certain. And you
    seem to be joking, if the next line was any indication.

    Any outwardly pious 'adults' who publicly condemn such bahavior
    as untoward are just strutting, cock-of-the-walk style, in vain
    attempts to seem humble and submissive to a higher power, when in
    reality are too ethnocentric and self-absorbed to realize one human
    speaking one word carries no such weight of sin, and, be it man
    or child, no amount of dung-tossing or knuckle-scraping or
    religous text-thumping will prove otherwise. To nutshell it,
    Steve Larson can go make love to himself.

    Doc







     


  10. #10
    Steve
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    Re: Holy fuck my Ls400 has an alarm

    yep, idiot


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