Ferrari: Forza Magazine

<<I need to replace my Forza #1 and #2 does anybody out there have them that
they would like to sell. My kids got ahold of them and now they are gone...>>

Those bastards! See, this is yet another reason why it's smart to choose to
have Ferraris over children.

C.

"Kravchak" <com> wrote in message
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I don't have them either, but it reminds me of a funny
Dennis Leary bit where he talks about his kids and how
he assesses a seemingly normal situation.

DL: "Where's your brother?"

Daughter: "Outside."

DL: "What is he doing outside?"

D: "Drawing."

DL: "Okaaay, what, pray tell, is he drawing on?"

D: "Mommy's car."

DL: "What?! Okay, okay, okay, tell me: What is he drawing with?"

D: "A rock."


The bit goes on with Dennis going outside to find his son drawing
on the new SUV, with a rock, and when he spots his daddy walking
toward him he beams and sticks his arms out with pride to show
what work of art he has created. Dennis goes back inside and lays
down on the floor by his daughter, mumbling to himself about how
everything is going to be just fine.

The point is, it could've been worse. The kids could have been standing
next to a carved-up Ferrari, beaming with pride.


Good luck with replacing the magazines.



-Matt- "..."

On 17 Nov 2004 19:22:08 GMT, com (TigerRace1) wrote: 

An alternative, if clearly unpopular, choice would be to raise smart
children.