Ferrari: Ferraris are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! !

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
 

What a fucking worm! You are probably the biggest idiot to ever bait
this group! Please continue - my mental edge requires a fresh whetstone
every few months, and you are a wonderful candidate!!

Tell you what, "Hans" - I've recently heard that licking my nut sack is
the ANTITHESIS TO EVIL!! Isn't that timely and excellent for you? A
few little nips at my sweaty, greasy, haven't-showered-in-four-days
scrotum, and YOU TOO can be absolved of all evil - you will NEVER AGAIN
have to find a locus for your fevered, heretical, and certainly damning
thoughts! You will be FREE of EVIL and able to start a new life
searching for GOOD. There is good in all make of automobile, "Hans",
but in Ferrari, the good is molto, molto buono!

By the way, Luca agrees with all of my sentiments, and you wouldn't
think HE is Satan, would you? He's going to be the prime minister of
Italy, for Mephistopheles's sake.

And Hans, I promise to hold my breath so they stay hanging low. Even if
you bite. But it better be no more than a nibble, or all my goodness fades.

MC

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"Garcon!! More lithium!"

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: 

By the way, Hans - I am the INCARNATE of EVIL. I would've thought we'd
met by now, but apparently you're just another pretender to the throne.
You think you can call out the forces of evil, under protection from
your god? I AM EVIL INCARNATE - HEAR ME. I spread my dripping, scaly,
flame red wings over multitudes of scum like you every day, and reduce
them to a quivering maggot pile.

Fearing me isn't even an option here - I've already got you measured for
a funeral suit, Hans. I AM SATAN. SUCKLE AT MY SEARING LOINS, or be
burnt from my gaze by a column of nuclear torch-fire Godzilla couldn't
touch on his best day, singing your weak man-flesh like so much tissue
paper.

MC

--
"Garcon!! More lithium!"

MC wrote:
 

That's "singeing", you pathetic and weak quadriped. Even I trip over my
own words in my haste to level you from my pitiful Dell Satanic 6969
keyboard.

MC

--
"Garcon!! More lithium!"

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: 

After much thought down here in my luxury Hades condominium, and a
little goading from my succubus, I've decided YOU ARE CORRECT! Going
with your argument, I've ordered a 2005 575M, Titanio, with the Handling
GTC option. There will be non-factory side-mounted flamethrowers, and I
did go ahead with the Scuderia shields because I think that the
Maranello platform has been raced more than enough to justify them, BUT
.... I'm mostly a factory-stock kind of arch-demon, so I don't go for
those flashy MC Hammer-style accoutrements. No wings on my bird of
prey, no sir.

I think I'll use it first on my trip to strip your mortal soul to
tattered bloody shreds. Let me know what you think of it before you
descend into horrific, infinite screaming agony. You da man!

MC

--
"Garcon!! More lithium!"

On 17 Nov 2004 20:56:23 -0800, co.in (Hans-Marc
Olsen) wrote:
 

No, you don't understand. Ferrari's are the worlds finest
automobiles.
 

No, silly, you still don't get it. If you like Porsches you will be
damned and will loose your soul.
 

Is that possible? I thought a soul is sort of meta-physical. Can you
actually feast on a soul?
 

Mr. Spock says that the above statement is purely illogical.
 

Right, like they did when they burned all those innocent women who
they thought were witches.
 

No, they are usually red.
 

Only if you cut someone off or give them the one finger solute.
 

No. Trolls love Ferraris also. But since they are Trolls and will
never obtain one, they tend to post stupid messages against Ferraris
in an attempt to deflect their sense of loss, jealousy and failure
towards others.
 

What about vampires and those little gnomes from the mid-70's made for
TV movie "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"? Will they burn too?
 

There aren't any auto manufacturers in Hell's Kitchen. It's mostly
tenanment housing. Over the last 10 years is being yup-if-ied and a
lot of the older buildings are being renovated. Come to NYC, and I'll
show you.........

Phil
::Who has an affection for vampires and hope they don't burn!

<<only heretics and witches like Ferraris.>>

Yes, we do.

So, if the wacky Xians are going to start damning Ferraris and Ferrari owners,
does that mean more for me? What with my being damned already, seems only fair
for me to save my good friends from a similar fate. Ship'em this way, boys!

C.

<<Is that possible? I thought a soul is sort of meta-physical. Can you
actually feast on a soul?>>

Demons and devils being rather metaphysical themselves, what else are they
supposed to eat?

<<Right, like they did when they burned all those innocent women who they
thought were witches.>>

Yeah, the real witches were drinking mead and looking forward to the day when
they could drive Ferraris.

<<What about vampires and those little gnomes from the mid-70's made for TV
movie "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"?>>

Excellent movie.

So, what would Jesus drive?

C.

On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 05:45:31 GMT, MC <net> wrote: 

....I told you nothing good would come from coddling the 'vette boys.