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Ferrari: <cough>

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    Paul
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    <cough>

    Well, I'll be off out for a picnic in the 308, this fine evening - as long
    as
    the fuel pipes hold.

    <pause>

    <time passes>

    <Frodo arrives>

    <say to Frodo: 'I thought you were killed on the lake?'

    <Frodo says: 'Don't EVER criticize the family again>

    <Frodo leaves>

    Oh well, back to sleep. Just thought I'd stick my head in here to see
    if anyone was left.


    MCPD
    --
    Http://www.redmist.freeserve.co.uk (Now featuring the a.a.f. directory)



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    J.C.
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    Re: <cough>

    Paul Duffin <com> wrote:
     

    Some people work also in August, you know (grmf).

    --
    J.C.

  3. #3
    Paul
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    Re: <cough>

    "J.C." <fr.invalid> wrote
     

    Merde. I thought all of Paris stopped for the month.

    -Paul



  4. #4
    MC
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    Re: <cough>

    Paul Duffin wrote: 

    Oh sorry, did somebody call me? I've been trying to get my nice big
    Philips Magnavox TV fixed under warranty. Awesome TV, had it for three
    years, extended service contract, life is great. Tube (or capacitor,
    something major for sure) goes out a couple weeks ago. No sweat, I'm
    going to Cali, call 'em when I get back.

    Doing some stupid side job and another project that I ultimately bail
    out on (as well as a trip to Thailand). StressPressureStressPressure.
    TV develops thick layer of dust on tube. No problem, got the extended
    warranty, roommate lets me use TV from his bedroom.

    Bail out on all responsibilities to concentrate on getting TV fixed.

    Since last Tuesday through this morning, I sit on hold for a total of 9
    hours - 5 this past Mondayalone (certain to have been longer if not for
    dying cordless phone). Nothing gets done. Two times I am on hold so
    long the office actually closes, and somebody answers, takes my info and
    promises to call me first thing in the morning, which they don't. I
    have names. I have badge numbers. I prime the nuclear arsenal for
    immediate launch, the drops of sweat on my brow as big as grapes. I go
    visit the kitties. They don't care about my TV. I go home. I drink.
    I drink some more. I drink alone. (Thanks, George.)

    Today I get through. They never processed my change of address from
    when I moved to AZ, so the last two bills they sent never got to me and
    consequently were never paid. My contract is cancelled. My eyes screw
    into the bottom of the sockets, focusing on Lucifer and his ready army.
    I decide at this moment - Diplomacy or Minuteman? Diplomacy or
    Minuteman? Against my questionable judgement, I go with Diplomacy. The
    kid I'm talking to is fresh out of high school, location Irving TX. We
    talk Dallas Cowboys and Chicago Bears, we talk Scarface and the Geto
    Boys, we talk the Lakers and the Mavericks.

    Supervisor comes on. Kofi Annan goofy hat tilted at a rakish angle, (or
    is that Harmid Karzai's?)I explain the entire situation while the
    Minuteman silently retracts into its silo. She agrees that some
    screwing of the unpleasant kind has been going on, and advises me to
    send a letter detailing all issues, along with the contract number, and
    a new contract will be sent to me, paid in full for one year.

    I rejoice. Praise will be forthcoming. Even though after I hang up I
    realize that once the new contract arrives, whenever that is, I will
    still have to go through the same satanic terrain to get the service
    I've been trying to get for a couple weeks.

    Did I ever tell anybody how much better SPEED looks on a 10" TV rather
    than that big clunky 36" digital one in the corner?

    Aaaaaaaargh.

    M


    Strange ... he's like Morgan Freeman blended with Nick Van Exel:
    http://www.un.org/News/ossg/sg/pages/annan2002large.jpg

    --
    "The things you think are useless I can't understand".


  5. #5
    Tiger
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    Re: <cough>

    MC wrote:
    <<Did I ever tell anybody how much better SPEED looks on a 10" TV
    rather than that big clunky 36" digital one in the corner?>>

    Be sure to watch the World Challenge race this Sunday. Maybe they'll
    show this...

    http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/260203

    C. :::damn, I'm hot:::


  6. #6
    Tifosi
    Guest

    Re: <cough>

    Paul Duffin wrote: 

    Well, I'm back and now everyone's left. Typical...

    T308

    --
    LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

  7. #7
    Tifosi
    Guest

    Re: <cough>

    Tiger Racing wrote: 
    Fire down below eh?

    Here's a "reflex shot" from the first corner at Hungary, not the same
    quality as yours as I no longer lug my camera and long lens, but it's
    not bad for a Sony Mavica.

    http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-5/1005391/shakenupredbull1.jpg

    T308

    --
    LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

  8. #8
    MC
    Guest

    Re: <cough>

    Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) wrote: 

    That is an awesome shot. I woke my roommate up as I reacted to that
    when it happened. The additional carnage featuring Coulthard wasn't as
    gripping.

    Anybody who gets RACER magazine can appreciate the article in the August
    issue called "Fear Factor", which talks about crashing, etc. Derek
    Daly, Rick Mears, etc. talk about their various painful shunts, and Daly
    has some poignant comments about Ronnie Peterson's accident (which he
    was minorly involved in). Also, Richard Chang did a nice piece about
    Zanardi. It's amazing that a guy who as young (I think) as Chang can
    write the way he does, and has visited so many races and venues. I
    remember seeing Zanardi's accident about a zillion times (thanks, modern
    media) and being sickened each time.

    Bruno Junqeira's at the Indy 500 this year wasn't very pretty, either.

    MC

    --
    "The things you think are useless I can't understand".


  9. #9
    matt
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    Re: <cough>


    "MC" <com> wrote in message
     


    Usually works better on the phone, I find. Gotta have the Minuteman
    on deck sometimes, but Diplomacy usually works.


    She agrees that some 


    See? I was right!

     


    Samuel L. Jackson after 20 more years and a LOT of Valium.


    Or maybe Gleeminex. (movie reference? anyone?)



    -Matt- "..."



  10. #10
    matt
    Guest

    Re: <cough>


    "Paul Duffin" <com> wrote in message
    news:Ab4Ie.706190$news.easynews.com... 


    *grumble*


    Wish _I_ was going on a picnic...

     


    "You cannot eat Frodo."

     


    Been busy with the new job, working 7-6 leaves little time to formulate
    witty missives like this one... :-(


    Can't complain too much, it's good to still be working in this economy.


    -Matt- "..."




 

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