Ferrari: <cough>

matt borland wrote: 

Kids in the Hall The Movie?? I never saw it but some dork was doing the
bit in a bar a few years ago and I asked him where he heard it ...
before I told him to please shut the fuck up before I pulled off one of
his ears and force-fed it to him.

I know I could look it up but at some point it feels like cheating so
thre's my stab at it.

MC

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"The things you think are useless I can't understand".

matt borland wrote:
 

I wouldn't know anything about that. There are many times when I sit
back, like now, at 2:00 pm, having some nice cold Gatorade and a smoke,
sitting out on the veranda watching a huge storm gather, and I almost
bless myself for my disability. Things could be a LOT worse. I COULD
be working in this economy!

:-)

And yet, it was just one hour ago that the Beast's transmission took a
barf on the way home from Prescott. AFter the impromptu back massage I
limped her home and then got to lay on the driveway and watch forlornly
as transmission fluid poured merrily from the transfer case onto the
dirt. Those are the times when I know a REAL job would probably help
pay for the coming repair a lot better than my Social Security stipend
will. Jumping up and down, screaming, talking to myself, making hand
gestures and threats, speaking in tongues, and drooling isn't going to
get a mechanic down there any faster. (Come to think of it, it doesn't
get much of anything except a rubber room.)

MC
(oiling up the mountain bike)


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"The things you think are useless I can't understand".

Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) wrote:
 

What is is with the Germans, etc. and their ... tastes? The biggest
customers for the sickest pornography in the world, practically in
order, are the Germans, the Dutch, the British, and the Japanese. And
then us.

And the wearing of Speedos on any type of male body is ubiquitous in
central Europe. My Speedo career ended almost as soon as it started,
and at the time I was a lifeguard! Maybe Greg Louganis could've gotten
away with it, but ...

M

Or Angie Everhart, but they call 'em thongs now. Oh Angie, I'd throw my
life away for you. Wait a minute ....

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"The things you think are useless I can't understand".

"MC" <com> wrote in
 

<choke!> YOU???? a life guard????!!!

Ubiquitous blond babe in bikini: "Hey mikey, that guy looks like he's in
trouble!"

Big Mikey: "I'm on the case!"

<runs to edge of pool>

"Hey! You there! Yes, you - the asshole making all those gurgling
noises!
yes you, you stupid fuck! get the fuck out of the pool NOW, or I'll
push
your testicles so far up your ass you'll be wearing them for earrings!"

Paul Duffin wrote: 

From a few years back, but not much changes at the Hungaoring

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/876873.stm

T308


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LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005

Paul Duffin wrote: 

That was exactly my technique. The blonde babe was more important.
And, at that time (age 17), I looked good in that Speedo, but when I
dived into the water to kick some drowning guy's ass, all was revealed
way too often. And, you know, I'm shy.

M

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"The things you think are useless I can't understand".